Slim Jason | Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee | Halloween Parody Graphic Shirt
Introducing the Slim Jason Tee — a spooky-meets-funny twist on classic horror and the GLP-1 journey. This unisex jersey short sleeve tee blends comfort with a bold statement, crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel.
Perfect for Halloween parties, casual hangouts, or just showing off your dark sense of humor, this tee combines a retro horror parody design with everyday comfort. Whether you’re power-walking past candy aisles, hitting a fall festival, or simply relaxing at home, this shirt reminds everyone that even legends can slim down when practice replaces tricks.
It’s not just a tee — it’s a conversation starter, a laugh, and a nod to taking charge of your journey in a tongue-in-cheek way. A fun gift idea for horror fans, GLP-1 warriors, or anyone who loves unique Halloween fashion.
Product features-
Retail fit with side seams for lasting shape
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Ribbed knit collar that keeps form after washes
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Shoulder tape reinforcement for durability
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Soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Lightweight feel, perfect for layering year-round
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry low
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Iron, steam, or dry at medium heat
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Do not dry clean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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